April 16th

How To Get a Man,
from My High School Experience


Plan A:
"Come home, and live in a box with me!"
During the ensuing silence,
take the opportunity to steal their pants.

Plan B:
Kick them.
"I make a terrible first impression!"

Plan C:
"I'm sewing a doll that will look just like you.
Could you say something into this tape recorder?"

Plan D:
Smell like garlic, always.

1 comment:

Kristen said...

omfg hahahaha plan C. that would be my plan.
you're amazing.