How To Get a Man,
from My High School Experience
Plan A:
"Come home, and live in a box with me!"
During the ensuing silence,
take the opportunity to steal their pants.
Plan B:
Kick them.
"I make a terrible first impression!"
Plan C:
"I'm sewing a doll that will look just like you.
Could you say something into this tape recorder?"
Plan D:
Smell like garlic, always.
1 comment:
omfg hahahaha plan C. that would be my plan.
you're amazing.
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